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beyoncescock:
“i dont like going out at all
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Dec 1, 2022 / 4,745 notes

beyoncescock:

i dont like going out at all

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Aug 21, 2021 / 5,683 notes

beyoncescock:

“im so sad”
*plays sad song*
“im CRYING this makes me so sad”
*repeats songs*

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Aug 19, 2021 / 81,966 notes
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top 5 plastic chairs i’d love to die in

gaywig:

bluebananabowtie:

honey-dippers:

cyberpetty:

shitoris:

cyberpetty:

number 1

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number 2

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number 3

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Wheres the last 2 op

They died in plastic chair number 3

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Aug 16, 2021 / 35,952 notes

freshprincesubs:

“How come he don’t want me, man?”
  Season 4, Episode 24: Papa’s Got A Brand New Excuse

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Aug 16, 2021 / 115,478 notes

sweaterkittensahoy:

tifaria:

joe-thomas:

“We asked them to bring the most impressive stolen item.”

I have absolutely no idea what this is from or any context whatsoever, but I cannot stop laughing

This is from Taskmaster, a British gameshow of absolute, wonderful nonsense. Big recommend.

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Aug 16, 2021 / 86,705 notes

fellwhite:

blackberrrying-deactivated20210:

but maybe i shouldn’t speak ill of the deactivated

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Aug 13, 2021 / 74,206 notes

garbagequeer:

talking to men about music is just

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roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

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Aug 12, 2021 / 124,215 notes

tockthewatchdog:

“we were born wrong”

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Aug 11, 2021 / 66,870 notes

digital-magus:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

I’m very amused by this current celebrity drama regarding showers

It’s the year of the lord 2021 and this is what’s going on

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??

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?????

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?????????

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What we’re all thinking

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Oh finally!

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I believe them!

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Exactly!

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What is happening??

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I so called this at the start of quarantine.

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Aug 11, 2021 / 120,489 notes

galeanthropus:

gay-tm:

Remember just scrolling down your dash and seeing random nudes? Those were the days

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